My friend Dan, who does the messages, sent me a compilation audio track of some of them overlapping eachother.  It sounds like a ridiculous fight between a bunch of ghetto people so I found a ghetto argument on Youtube and put the audio to it.

This is how I spend my mornings when I don’t work.

 

I’m not sure why I made Oktoberfest in l33t sp33k or why I change the C to a K…or even why it’s called Oktoberfest (I just made up a name for my personal October events)…but it’s coming pretty damn close to October, considering I wait for this month all year.  Every weekend in October, I’ll be headed out to as many haunted houses as I can…culminating with the Haunted Catacombs at the end.  The idea is to get as drunk/high as possible before going in, keeping your cool and just enjoying the scenery.  Then, watch a B-Horror movie out of the pack from Best Buy.

Most of them admittedly suck.  We’ve gone to ones that made us feel bad for giving up $10.  There are a few surprisingly good ones though…like this one in Akron that we went to last year.  They had a monster truck ride in the back and we didn’t expect much from the houses – it looked really cheap inside.  We heard there was an R rated house though…something we’ve never seen before so we had to get in on it.  We went to it after the other houses and it really was pretty good.  The kids who put on the scene really tried to make it feel real…they swore and had guns…blood spattered from the shots…it was just missing boobies.  They even had great effects for a police car being outside the house.  More time went into this one because the kids wanted it to be good, instead of just standing around collecting their pay.

So…keep your October schedules clear.  Oktoberspooktacularwitchandbatfest 2009 is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There’s a new Rambo movie coming out, Rambo 5.  The original reports read something like he was going to another jungle to help out some more foreigners but the truth was revealed a day or so later, from Rambo himself, that he will instead be battling biologically engineered killing animals (think shadowy wolves).  It’s based off the book “Hunter”, which Stallone had bought awhile ago. Continue reading »

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Somebody was talking to me about using zip ties today and after awhile he asks if I know what zip ties are.  I didn’t say anything that could have eluded to me not knowing what they are…so what the hell?  Who doesn’t know what zip ties are?  Do I naturally sound or act stupid?   Continue reading »

 

Today, a repair shop came to my work to pick up the mower that I broke during my reign as supreme killer of mechanical things.

To preface this post, I’m going to go ahead and say I’m not the manliest guy when it comes to repairing pretty much anything that has an engine.  I grew up in the suburbs with a mom to do my laundry and a dad who fell asleep to the news after work.  Still, I think I have my head seated pretty well between my bony shoulders.

The guy showed up in the garage’s truck, towing a flatbed behind it.  I drove to the garage to let him inside to get to the mower that has been sadly sleeping by itself with a nice puddle of oil leaking from its rear wheel. Continue reading »

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